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At times, when you read a forwarded email from one of your friend who hardly mails you, though you do not want to or do not have time to read it, you still do (since its from one of those who hardly sends an email). When you read it, while reading the mail, you think about it and smile/laugh at it, and realize why that seldom-communicating person sent you this mail. I felt like the following is an interesting one and falls in to that category, so here you go, and feel feel free to add yours when you comment.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch..

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW of NEWSPAPER The one you are looking for will be the only one missing from the neat pile...

Here are some of mine:

Law of Search: When you search for something, its the last thing that one would get if not you dont get it at all

Law of Punctual: If you make a point to attend something punctual, its very likely that you will not be.

Law of Craving: When you have one, you do feel need to it, as soon as you loose it, you will crave for it

Feel free to add yours.

By the way, I just figured its a FOOL's DAY ;)


  1. Anonymous  

    How about this

    $E=m c^2$

  2. Anonymous  

    $latex E=mc^2$

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